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Fecetious


Feces (noun): Waste matter; excrement

Facetious (adj): not meant to be taken seriously or literally

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Written by steve on May 8th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations

Baffle them with diplomacy

Steve Bacon
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bad judgement

Written by steve on Apr 28th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations

Judge not, lest you be judged yourself….and convicted of impersonating a Judge.

Steve Bacon
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left out

Written by steve on Apr 21st, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations

I wonder if the illegal aliens living in the US find all these “Earth-Day” celebrations to be exclusionary and somewhat insensitive to their own home planets.


perspective

Written by steve on Apr 15th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations

Midgets find short jokes to be very average.

Steve Bacon
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deep thought

Written by steve on Apr 15th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations

Professionalism is stupid

Steve Bacon
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Running-mate

Written by steve on Apr 2nd, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations

John McCain has created a list of prospective running-mates and apparently I was left off.   I’m not too upset about it, but if I miss the cut for his list of prospective stair-stepping-mates I might just quit working out all together.

Steve Bacon
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green with envy

Written by steve on Apr 2nd, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations

“The grass is always greener on the other wiener”

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finally….

Written by steve on Mar 21st, 2008 | Filed under: Words to live by

        TEIAM
(problem solved)

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goose!

Written by steve on Feb 29th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations

So if you were to run up to a gaggle of english speaking geese and yell “DUCK” do you think they would duck, or correct you?

steve bacon
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all natural

Written by steve on Feb 27th, 2008 | Filed under: Ruminations

In a not too distant future, Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens ended up having the last laugh after all the “Organic” baseball players were slaughtered and sold to Wild Oats Market.

Steve Bacon
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